Wednesday, July 05, 2006

you have got to be kidding.

All of us have braced ourselves for the coming onslaught of claims after the holiday weekend. We are currently in the calm before the storm, but my boss just came over with a claim he assigned me. It reads:
"Clmt alleges becoming ill after eating 4 double cheeseburgers. He says he can no longer drink alcohol like he used to or have sex."

seriously, why is this MY problem?

it's going to be an interesting monday/wednesday.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is one of those phone conversations that needs to be taped!!!! good luck my friend! good luck!!

Chris said...

Tell the dude to buzz off, thats a bit ridiculous!

JGanschow said...

funny thing, i thought this was totally just a drunken idiot calling in a prank, but apparently he's serious. so i called him. he mentioned nothing of the mentioned ailments. freakin weirdos, man.