Michael Scott: Oh, and another fun thing! We -- at the end of the night -- are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts, right Toby? We're gonna...Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse, and...it's a school night, and, you know, Hooters is catering, you know...is that...is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun...or exciting, you make it *not* that way. I hate...so much about the things that you choose to be.
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Michael Scott: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert: No, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: That's a dog.
Pam Beesley: No, that's Afghan.
Michael Scott: No, that's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott: No. Humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanastananis.
3 comments:
THE OFFICE ROCKS!!!
I absolutely love this show! The first episode i think i laughed the entire time and haven't stopped! we need to have a Office marathon for a leaders meeting. eric and miley are obsessed as well.
i agree 100.43% marathon time!
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