Monday, May 08, 2006

Dwarf vs. Hippo

For those of us around the campfire saturday night, there was a news story brought up about a circus performer being consumed by an animal on stage. I found the story on www.darwinawards.com. If it's printed in the "National Inquirer," it MUST be true!

(15 July 1999, Bangkok) A circus dwarf met a disastrous demise, when he was swallowed by a hippopotamus in a freak accident in northern Thailand.
Od the Dwarf had just astounded the audience with a trapeze performance, when he dismounted onto a trampoline at a bad angle. He was launched sideways into the mouth of a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act. Hilda the Hippo gagged and instinctively swallowed the small man while spectators continued to applaud, not realizing their tragic mistake.
Horrified circus members rushed to save the dwarf, but were unable to extract him from the traumatized beast. Veterinarians defended Hilda by pointing out that she was a vegetarian, and had never before digested a circus performer.
The trampoline is being subjected to forensic analysis.
The circus is now hiring.

3 comments:

Screwtape said...

"The circus is now hiring." My qualifications . . . I probably can't fit down the mouth of a hippo. I lived in Taiwan for a year as a high school exchange student maybe I can live in Thailand as a circus performer. Sounds like fun to me.

JGanschow said...

dude, go for it! how's work? i'm bored outta my gourd here!

Leslie said...

Oh thats hilarious! Maybe we'll have to tell Autumn how "reliable" her story was! I knew it had to be something quacky!