Thursday, May 04, 2006
Who ordered soup a la mouse?
I love this! A mother and son are dining at a Cracker Barrel restaurant. They claim to have found a dead mouse in their soup! Eegads. Luckily people like this are stupid. An autopsy (yes, a mini mouse autopsy) was performed, which revealed that the mouse had died due to a skull fracture and there was no soup in its lungs. Whallah, planted object. The mother and son are now in prison for insurance fraud. poetic.
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I can totally relate. One time I planted a hamster in my falafel. I would like to apologize to Khoury's Gyro and it's employees as well as the nation of Lebanon and the Illinois Department of Public Health.
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