Donuts vs. Deer

This is an actual auto accident report I received today from one of our clients that makes and delivers delicious glazed krispy donuts. Grammar has not been altered. The last line is my favorite:

A deer-small, no horns-ran in front of the truck neglecting to look both ways or use a crosswalk. I put on the breaks, layed on the horn-it ran faster but not quite fast enough and hit the right front. The deer was too slow and didn't recognize the truck as a threat. This is very common with deer.