#1. USB-controlled rocket launcher. This is absolutely critical to maintain my safety and to protect the integrity of sensitive information within my cubicle. It has 360 degrees of horizontal rotation and 45 degrees of vertical rotation. excellent...
#2. Annoy-a-tron. This crafty device can be hidden anywhere. It emmits highly annoying beeps at 2-8 minute intervals to annoy the bejesus out of a pesky coworker. It's nearly impossible for them to find the source of the sound because of the changing interval of emmision. I could have a LOT of fun with this!
#3. Airzooka Air Gun. "Airzooka is the 'fun gun' that blows a harmless ball of air towards any object, person (or animal!). The airball will travel up to thirty feet and beyond... Cackle with amusement as, seemingly from nowhere, you are able to mess up a person's hair, ruffle their shirt, dress, or TPS reports from a distance, or just plain blow 'em away!." Need I say more?
wow, i'm bored.
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