Monday, April 24, 2006

"We Love to See You Smile"

Once again, I am forced to comment on the Golden Arches and what they represent. What comes to mind when you think of McDonald's? Golden fries? Mouth-watering, economically-valuable staples of an "instant" society? Or is it of fanciful childhood memories of birthday parties with friends and a happy clown? Sure McD's markets for kids. In fact, they are the #1 distributor of toys in the entire world! Therefore, everything in the store must by kid-proofed. Nothing against ankle biters, BUT. Parents, keep your freaks on a leash. Today I received a claim on a five year old boy who was playing on the floor, quickly turned around-head first into a chair. The result: inflammation and abrasion to the forehead (a scratch). Is this really worth my time? Take your kids to Chuck E. Cheese-please...
p.s. i am a neutral party in all mickey dee's marketing, diet, and employment ploys. they're just a client.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

FREAKS ON A LEASE???!?!? ok KORN! hahahaa

JGanschow said...

ha, you got the reference. you listen to Korn? weird.